April 15, 2007
â€“ Larry Goodman
This weekâ€™s show (and possibly the last) opened with Nigel Sherrod doing a quick recap. Last week, Kofi Kingston chalked up
another victory, â€œBad Seedâ€� Shawn Osborne & Jon Bolen defeated Robert Anthony & Johnny Curtis, and Heath Miller upset Siaki.
The main event of Mike Knox vs. G-Rilla concluded with Team Elite attacking and destroying Freakin Deacon. Sherrod said he would
have an update on Deaconâ€™s condition later in the hour. Sherrod added that Bradley Jay had defeated Ryan Oâ€™Reilly at a live
event to go up 1-0 in their best of seven series for the DSW Heavyweight Title.
Shantelle asked Oâ€™Reilly about losing to Jay. Oâ€™Reilly sighed as a he removed his sunglasses. â€œAll I can do is learn from my
mistake, suck it up, and move on.â€� Oâ€™Reilly said Jay had won the first match, but they had a long way to go. Oâ€™Reilly politely
Cut to the entrance of DSW co-general managers, Krissy Vaine and â€œyour internet Diva championâ€� Angel Williams. Jay joined
Sherrod on commentary. Vaine invited the fans to attend the next Six Flags event on 4/21 (featuring The Miz). Williams made derogatory
references to their opponents in tonightâ€™s Divas tag match, the Bag Lady and Nattie Neidhart. Vaine said the Bag Ladyâ€™s fans
could wave her bye-bye. Williams wanted to know what was up with â€œMiss Good Samaritan pantsâ€� Neidhart coming out to help
Bag Lady after they beat her down last week. Vaine said Neidhart better watch her hussy rear end or she was going to get the same
Kofi Kingston and Luscious were being interviewed by Shantelle, when Heath Miller asked if he could join in. Shantelle said actually, it
was Kingstonâ€™s time. Miller said he deserved some interview time after beating Siaki last week. â€œWe can do this.â€� Kingston
politely declined to share. Before leaving Miller said, â€œTonight, itâ€™s going to be Miller time.â€� Kingston said he didnâ€™t know
what Millerâ€™s problem was, but he and Luscious were going to do everything possible to win the match.
(1) Kofi Nahaje Kingston (with Luscious) pinned Heath Miller at 5:45 with the Cool Running
Sherrod noted that the crowd was split 50/50. They did a sequence of mirror image moves, until Kingston used a high hiptoss and Miller
backed off. Jay boasted about sweeping the best of seven and making history by becoming a four time champion. Miller ended up on the
floor after a Kingston dropkick connected. Kingston spread the ropes in a show of good sportsmanship. Miller then hiptossed Kingston
through the ropes. Sherrod said it looked intentional. Miller spread the roes for Kingston. They did an intense lock up that forced the ref to
call for a break. Miller blasted Kingston with a fist in the face and put the boots to him. Miller covered after a kneelift, but Kingston kicked
out a one. Miller started working the shoulder. Sherrod commented on Millerâ€™s changed attitude. The crowd got behind Kingston.
Miller tried for a Boston crab, and Kingstonâ€™s counter sent him through the ropes. As Kingston went for a shoulder block, Miller
catapulted back to the inside. Kingston jumped and his butt collided with Millerâ€™s head. Jay told Sherrod to call it, but he didnâ€™t.
Kingston cleaned Millerâ€™s clock posthaste with his finisher.
Shantelle did a backstage interview with the debuting team of T. J. Wilson and Harry Smith. Wilson said he had been watching Bad Seed
and Bolen and they were always winning by hook or crook. â€œActually itâ€™s always by crook.â€� Wilson said Bolen and Bad Seed
had been tagging together for three months. Smith said he and Wilson had been a team for four. â€œFour years,â€� added Wilson. â
€œWe donâ€™t win by accident, and youâ€™re about to see why.â€�
Wilson and Smith entered to a mild pop.
Cut to a bug eyed Bad Seed and a clean shaven Bolen. Osborne said he had good news and bad news for Wilson and Smith. The good
news was they were debuting in Deep South. The bad news was that they were going to lose. Bolen made fun of their Canadian accents.
(2) Jon Bolen & Shawn Osborne beat Harry Smith & T.J. Wilson in 6:34
The rudos tried to take unfair advantage of Smith, and he responded with a double dropkick. Jay noted that it was an impressive move of
a man of his size. The Canadians blasted Bolen with a double shoulder block and focused their attack on the arms of Bolen and
Osborne, as the fans chanted â€œbreak it off.â€� Wilson has a sweet deep armdrag. Smith did an elevated armbar power move.
Osborne sold a hiptoss as if he had landed on a hot frying pan. Osborne reversed the armbar, so Wilson sprung to the top rope and did
a backflip to regain the advantage. At the four minute mark, Bolen interfered with a lariat from the apron to start the heat on Wilson. The
heels worked over Wilsonâ€™s back. Bolen ate the turnbuckle on a missed corner splash. Hot tag. Smith cleaned house. Wilson did a
springboard missile dropkick variation of the Hart Attack on Osborne, but Bolen made the save. Smith dumped Bolen over the top. On the
outside, Bolen reversed a whip, sending Smith crashing into the ringsteps. From the apron, Osborne snapped Wilsonâ€™s neck off the
top rope and went for a sunset flip. Wilson was fighting it off when Bolen punched him in the head to send him down for the 1-2-3.
DSWâ€™s resident superhero Nattie Neidhart and her damsel in distress, Bag Lady were interviewed by Shantelle. Neidhart said what
Vaine did to Bag Lady last week was wrong. Neidhart accused the co-GMs of taking advantage of an innocent bystander.
"As an upstanding citizen of this community and Deep South Wrestling, nobody gets away with taking advantage of other people. Not
when Iâ€™m around. So Krissy Vaine, Angel Williams, tonight, I am going to right this wrong. And I am going to take care of business.
When you mess with best, you go down like the rest. Yeah, baby."
â€œThat was a waste of television time,â€œ said Angel. Krissy agreed. Krissy congratulated Angel for the number she did on that
skanky Bag Lady last week. Angel said she broke a nail. â€œAnd sheâ€™s so not worth it.â€� Feeling Angelâ€™s pain, Krissy told her
to take the night off from wrestling and second her at ringside instead.
Ted Guinness announced that the Divas tag was now a singles match. Sherrod said as co-general managers, Vaine and Williams could
do whatever. Bag Lady was wearing high heels. Her psychic powers must have clued her in that she wasnâ€™t wrestling.
(3) Krissy Vaine (with Angel Williams) beat Nattie Neidhart (with Bag Lady) in 6:37
Vaine decked Neidhart with a shoulder tackle and started running the ropes, but Neidhart got the best of an awkward sequence and
Vaine ended up on her backside. Neidhart worked an armbar. Vaine used rude shortcuts to take commmand. Vaineâ€™s brawling
tactics included making Neidhart eat the rope. Vaine followed with a running butt drop to Neidhartâ€™s neck. Vaine used a hair mare.
They busted out a good looking exchange of forearms from the mount. Neidhart did a sunset flip and the crowd chanted â€œthat was
three.â€� A Neidhart Russian legsweep left both Divas down. Neidhart made the comeback with stiff strikes and then a discus lariat for
a near fall. When Neidhart hit her sitout slam, Williams crawled into the ring. Bag Lady jumped in to cut her off, losing one of her high
heels in the process. As referee John Cone was getting Bag Lady out, Vaine clocked Neidhart with the shoe and tossed it to Williams
before making the cover.
Shantelle approached G-Rilla and Freakin Deacon in the parking lot and asked about Team Eliteâ€™s attack on Deacon. Deacon (his
head wrapped in bandages) said Willow (the tarantula) told G-Rilla to take him to the hospital to get his head fixed. As G-Rilla was giving
Shantell the blow off, Deacon placed Willow in the driverâ€™s seat of G-Rillaâ€™s SUV. G-Rilla sat down on Willow. Deacon started
moaning and wailing and foaming at the mouth. G-Rilla told Shantelle to call 911.
Next up was a backstage promo by Eric Perez. He had his mustache and goatee died blonde, but the rest of his hair is still jet black.
Perez said Siaki did a lot of talking without saying much and there was a saying about people like him. â€œPerro que ladra no muerdeâ
€� (the dog that barks doesnâ€™t bite).
"I donâ€™t have to say much, because Iâ€™m going to do my talking in mi barrio, in that ring. Tonight, Siaki, itâ€™s your turn to get
(4) "The Puerto Rican Nightmare" Eric Perez beat Siaki (with Afa Jr.) in 6:58
Siaki sprung a sneak attack on Perez from his hiding place next to the ramp. They traded shots at ringside. Once inside the ring, Perez
took control. Afa interfered early and often. Siaki capitalized on the distraction with a rabbit lariat that knocked Perez out of the ring. Afa
kicked Perez with his bare feet. Sherrod said it was more like a handicap match. Siaki gave Perez a beating in the corner. Siaki cut off a
comeback with a swank jumping heel kick. Siaki grounded Perez with a cobra clutch. Perez fought his way clear, ducked a lariat and
planted Siaki with a spinesplitter. Both flat on their backs and neither one moving. Up at seven with Perez firing blows. Perez hit a senton
backsplash for the first big near fall. Perez showed fire. Perez hit a spinning X Factor and cradled Siaki for a close two count. Perez pulled
the straps down, but Siaki ducked the Kick of Death and snapped off a powerslam. Perez managed to roll a shoulder. The announce
team said it had been a long time since anyone kicked out of that move. Siaki ran into a sidekick and got knocked for a loop. Perez set up
for his finisher, and Afa came up on the apron to distract. Siaki speared Afa when Perez stepped aside. Perez rolled Siaki up for the three
count and a megapop from the DSW fans.
Afa leveled Perez with a superkick to end the celebration. The Samoans gave Perez the beatdown. Afa followed with a devastating
frogsplash. Siaki covered Perez with the wrap he wears into the ring, and the Samoans did a little incantation over his carcass.
The main event had great heat, stiff striking, and some nicely done near falls. The crowd was really behind Perez coming off the angle
last week. It was surprising to see Smith and Wilson go under. With the pedigree, the size (6-4, 250) and the athletic ability, Smith is gold
for WWE if they play their cards right and donâ€™t rush him. Heâ€™s a boyish looking 20 and needs a lot of polish before being put on
national television. Wilson looks to be further along. Osborne cracks me up. Neidhart and Vaine had a better match a few weeks back, as
there were a number of spots with awkward pauses in this one, although Neidhartâ€™s selling was fine, and they both worked hard.
Bag Lady coming to the ring in high heels defied any logical explanation, except that they needed the shoe for the finish. Bag Lady
(Melissa Coates) is totally outrageous, like a comic book character come to life. Neidhart speaks well in her promos, but the style and
content need a complete overhaul. DSW has done some campy stuff, but the segment with G-Rilla squashing Deaconâ€™s spider was
as silly as they come. I liked the direction unexpected direction they went with Miller, and it was the best talking heâ€™s done. The match
worked as a way to unfold his heelish attitude adjustment. This weekâ€™s dark matches: Afa Jr. b Johnny Curtis, Smith b Jason Jones,
Majors Brothers b Cru Jones & Brian Cage.
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